CNNNN Season 1 quotes

Celebrity chef eating 2 minute noodles for dinner again

Cast of new Australian comedy show likely to include Glen Robbins

Joke is so funny it has to be sent to everyone in email address book

Parent suspects Bob Marley song may really be about marijuana

Seafood restaurant owner admits he has crabs

Petition of 43 munitions workers supports war in Iraq

Larry Emdur troubled by lingereing sense of emptiness

Audience worried Carlos Santana solo may never finish

Artwork accused of having ulterior motif

Labor party thrashed in national "Simon Says" championships

Bank of Nigeria puzzled by it's poor reputation

Non-Italian man uses Italian accent to order Macchiato

Newsbar proofreader lets gaurd down

No 1 dance hit ousted by almost identical track

Trendy dog insists on bottled toilet water