Bird and bee have sex with disastrous results
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Twelve prams wrecked in Wiggles mosh pit
Wishful thinker sucks in stomach when on scales
Writer of the Newsbar regrets his obeying of the advice of the grammar-checking tool which is contained within Microsoft Word
Holden and Ford currently in peace talks
The look on your victims' faces when they learn there were no WMDs after all: Priceless.
Tuesday night, catch the ABC's new lower-budget foreign affairs programme: Frugal Correspondent. This week, Middle East correspondent Simon Hurley visits a mosque in the middle of the east coast of Australia. Asia correspondent Ewan Watson investigates the new Chinese leadership at an arrivals lounge.
(to newly-arrived Asian) Do you know anybody important in Beijing?
And Jennifer Byrne profiles South-East Asian terror networks from her local Indonesian restaurant.
It's difficult to tell whether JI still poses a threat, especially from here at the Satay Palace.
Now covering the world without leaving Australia! That's Frugal Correspondent, Tuesday on ABC TV.
Coming back to host ACA year, I agreed to do it because I had some very set ideas about where the show needed to go. That's not taking away from Mitch, I think he did a terrific job, I think he was very good for his time, but you've only got to look at some of their old promos to see just how stale the mix had become.
Fat kids with ADHD caught on camera - joining Lebanese gangs to perform shonky renovations! And meet Australia's fattest germ-ridden Lebanese conman builder! He gave his child breast implants - now, she wants more! Our hidden cameras reveal that she's fat!
My brief was to raise the bar, leading a return to quality journalism. More hard news, more politics now - that's a pretty good brief, and I think it's already apparent just how different the show is this year.
Tonight on A Chaser Affair. When to say no: How much fat is too much fat? We ask a politician! Plus, the Lebanese plastic surgeon whose kitchen germs turned a fat kid from this, into this - and why John Howard won't do a thing! And meet the notorious conman builder preying on our miracle diet mums: A special Chris Taylor investigation! That's A Chaser Affair, tonight at 9:30 on CNNNN.
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