Are you always this stupid or just on special occasion?
[to Garry carrying a Helmet of Invisibility] Unless you're Odysseus incognito, that's not your helmet.
TSTheresa's father
Everything alright? I've heard a crash...
[lying on the floor and holding Autolycus] uh... Sorry, I've... I've tripped over my shoelace. [Theresa's father looks suspiciously at Autolycus] I mean, I've tripped over his shoelace.
AAutolycus
Where did you learn this move?
Hercules. He's my great, great, great- There's a lot of “greats”...
AAutolycus
I thought him that move! [tries to release himself but he can't]
Nice try!
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