[a patient has a gun up his rectum] He says he has no idea how the gun got up there.
Sharon GoodwinAll right, what are our options?
It's not gonna be easy getting it out. It's just past his sphincter.
Plus, the hammer's cocked. So if there's a live round in there...
Sharon GoodwinSeriously?
Could do some real damage... 22 single-shot derringer. That's a big kick for a little gun.
Sharon GoodwinSo we work up a plan to get him to the O.R. Page the surgeon on call.
Ms. Goodwin, I think it'd be safer to do it here. Jeff and I both have weapons experience. We sedate him, try to slide it out. If we can't make it, then we call in surgery.
I'm in.
Should we call CPD?
Sharon GoodwinYes. We'll need enough body armor and gear to protect whoever's in there with him. And let's keep this area clear.
And I'll keep the cameraman away from all this. It's unsafe, and frankly, it's distasteful.
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