Piper and Phoebe in “Imaginary Fiends”

Piper

I'm very sorry you went back to college.

Phoebe

I know, but it's really helping me with my column. And that has absolutely nothing to do with why Wyatt is creating demons.

Piper

He's not creating demons!

Phoebe

Let's see, maybe it's a reaction to preschool... Some kind of Freudian transference or something?

Piper

Mumbo-Jumbo!