Mommy, mommy, mommy!
Uh, you... I think you have the wrong house. Certainly the wrong mommy.
Stop fooling! Carpool!
[Piper sees the newscast about Phoebe]
Phoebe? Where's the volume?
Command recognized.
Mommy, I'm gonna be late!
Uh, okay! Um...TV, shut up! Mute! Somethin'. [she walks to the door]
Morning, Piper. You alright?
I guess.
Yeah, it's a... with your sister, it's rough, I know. So, don't worry about your little one. I'll get her to school like you asked but uh, you sure you want me to take her to your ex's?
Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes, if that is what I told you, then yes.
So, you and he are getting along better now?
Maybe. Prue? Prue?!
Okay, let's hit the road.
[She goes, but turns back, and whispers] Don't worry, mommy. I promise I'll do what you asked. I won't use my magic again, ever.
[Piper goes outside and watches them drive off. A limo pulls up. Prue (now with blonde hair) and her assistants get out of the limo. They fuss over her by brushing and touching her.]
Hey, hey, people. Okay, enough! People stop touching me! Stay, stay.
Prue, what's going on?
I don't know, but I could really get used to it. I mean, check me out. I don't just work at Bucklands, I own it. And three more. Paris, Tokyo and London.
And you're blonde.
Yeah, strange.
Wait, you had time to get to work already?
Well, actually, I woke up there but it was amazing. I had all these assistants and this huge office. And I have a chauffeur and he's so totally hot. Uh... How'd you do?
[Piper laughs ironically]
Is that a good thing or...?
[Piper and Prue get in the house]
Well, if you ignore my apparently failed marriage and the fact that I'm still living in the manor...
Wait, you are married?
Was. My daughter is on her way...
Wait. Stop right there. You have a daughter?
Yeah. And, and, and... she's... she's beautiful.
Oh, of course she is. What's her name?
Oh God! I don't know. But Prue, she... she has powers. But for some reason I told her not to use them. Why would I do that?
Uh, speaking of why... Why are we in our future bodies? I mean, I thought we were just supposed to come here and see them.
Well, apparently going to the past isn't the same as going to the future. I just wish that, since we are in our future bodies, we could have some memory of what's happened in the last ten years, like how I got a daughter!
Okay, wait a second. If I'm in my future body, and you are in your future body, then that means that Phoebe...
Oh, TV! Louder, louder!
Command recognized.
[in the middle of TV report about Phoebe]
Eight hours? We were supposed to be here two weeks before!
Shhhh!
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