Lotta quotes from Charlie and Lola

Lotta

Sorry, customer. There are no biscuits.

Lola

Lotta, we definitely have biscuits in our shop.

Lotta

Well, we did, but doing shops makes you very nibbly, Lola.

Lola

Lotta!

Lotta

I would like to be a fairy, please.

Lola

[whispering] I don't think we have a fairy, Lotta.

Lotta

Oh.

Lola

Oh, wait! Actually, we do have one.

Lotta

Fairies are very difficult customers.

Lola

Yes. I hope no more fairies go buying in our shop.

Lotta

[recommending an item to Morton] What about this?

Lola

Lotta, all the pictures are all colored in.

Lotta

But is is really good coloring, Lola.

Lotta

Do you like my tower, Lola?

Lola

Hmm.

Lotta

You hiccuped down my tower.

Lola

Sorry, Lotta. It was an accident.

You should do my hopping.

Lola

[hiccups] I can't keep doing hopping.

Charlie

How did they start?

Lola

[hiccups] Lotta made me laugh. [hiccups]

Charlie

Hmm, I'll tell you what. Why don't you two try to make laugh, so that I could catch your hiccups? If I catch them, then you won't have them anymore. See?

Lola

[hiccups] Oh, alright!

Lotta

Um… [he thinks. Blows his raspberries]

Lotta

I can't wait to show everyone at school the beautiful bracelet you got me from holiday, Lola. You will wear your hart to school too, won't you?

Lola

Oh, yes, yes, I'll wear it tomorrow. Bye, then.

Lotta

Hello, Caspar the cat.

Lola

You can come in, Lotta, but you just have to open the door a tiny bit. It's called "Caspar's not allowed out, or he might run away."

Lola

Did you know, Lotta, that Caspar was actually a tiger?

Lotta

Yes, a tiger.

Lola

HELP, CHARLIE, HELP!

Lotta

Why isn't Charlie coming, Lola?

HELP!!!

Lola

[sniffles] I told you I need you, Charlie!

Charlie

But I didn't believe you because you keep shouting "help" when you don't mean it.

Sorry, Charlie and Marv.

Lotta

Hello, Charlie, it's Lotta. Has anybody rung about Rabbit yet?

Charlie

No, not yet.

Lola

Lotta, you have to get off the telephone. Somebody might be calling.

Lotta

Oops, sorry. Bye.

Lola

I knew everyone would be going as a wicked witch.

Lotta

Not me. I'm going as a wiggly, hairy monster with eyes that are all woggly wobbly.

Charlie

That is actually the biggest pumpkin I've ever seen.

Lola

It is as big and orangey as the sun.

Lotta

Mmm. And when my dad does the face, it's gonna be the best pumpkin lantern in the whole of Halloween.

Lola

Yes!

Lola

[having overheard part of Charlie and Marv's fake Squidbones argument] I have ever, never heard Charlie and Marv be cross before, ever.

Lotta

Maybe we should get Charlie and Marv to do a making-up card.