Lola Sonner quotes from Charlie and Lola

Charlie

They're not carrots. They're orange twiglets from Jupiter.

Lola

They look just like carrots to me.

Lola

But I don't eat green things!

Charlie

Goody! More for me, then.

Charlie

Everyone in the world is tired at midnight, Lola.

Lola

Not me!

Charlie

Now will you please hop into bed?

Lola

Yes, yes, Charlie. I'm hopping. I'm hopping. I'm hopping, hopping.

Charlie

Lola, now. Dad will be up at any minute.

Lola

But I am not sleepy, Charlie. Mmm.

Lola

Dogs must go outside and must walk.

Lotta

Otherwise, what is the point of the legs?

Charlie

Lola, have you cheated?

Lola

Charlie, I've won.

Charlie

It's not snap. You've just made up a story.

Lola

I've won! I've won!

Charlie

Quickly, we're gonna have to cloud-hop.

Lola

I love cloud-hopping, Charlie.

Charlie

I have this little sister, Lola.

Lola

♪ I know, you don't; I know, you don't! ♪

Charlie

She is small and very funny.

Lola

It's hard to choose just one pony because what about all the other ponies? They're all so sweet.

Charlie

Well, you might have time to go on all the ponies if you hurry up. Are you ready?

Lola

Nearly ready, Charlie. But what about my hoolie hoop?

Marv

Why don't you want it to fall out?

Lola

I just need to keep completely all my teeth.

Charlie

Yes, but everyone gets new teeth, Lola. Those are just your baby teeth and they always fall out.

Charlie

Me and Marv have lost lots and lots of teeth, haven't we? How many is it, Marv?

Marv

Uh, I think I lost, uh, 54.

Lola

[gasps]

Charlie

Maybe not 54, Marv. Maybe, maybe more like 6 or 7.

Marv

Oh.

Lola

I didn't know there was a special fairy who gives you presents when your teeth fall out!

Lotta

Yeah.

Lola

[indignant] WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL THIS BEFORE?!

Lola

But now the tooth fairy won't come and I won't get a coin and I won't get my giraffe.

Charlie

You can... You can write to the tooth fairy and explain.

Lola

But I don't know how to write in fairy.

Charlie

Fairies can read every language. Come on, I'll help you.

Lola

Come, Lotta. Let's just play one game of puddles.

Lotta

I told my Mum I wouldn't jump in any puddles.

Lola

Oh, so did I.