Uh-oh, fellas! Looks as though we have company.
What the hell are you niggers doing out here?
We are the Time Haters. We travelled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
You better watch your mouth.
Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style.
ENOUGH! <cracks whip>
I-I can't be no slave, Silky! <runs off>
Oh good gawd!
Look Silky, he done pulled out a whip.
Nice whip. This here is a pistol. Reach for the sky, honky!
Honky? HONKY?
"Honky" is a racial epithet used for white people. It was made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970s. You see, he and his wife, Weezie, owned a dry-cleaning business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story I'll admit, but the point is this... that in the future, all black people will be FREE!
When's we gonna be free?
That is a good question my man. How about now-ish? <shoots the slave owner, the scene is repeated 3 times>
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