You don't travel much?
I can travel. This entire structure is a traveling machine.
But, you don't. Do you?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
They won't be peasants anymore if you teach them. They won't live such short, scared lives if they have real medicine. They won't be superstitious if they learn how the world really works.
Why should I do that?
To make the world better. Start with me, and I'll start with you.
I think I might like you.
Don't hurt them! They don't understand!
MMayor
Who's she talking to?
I believe she's exhorting Satan not to take revenge on us, which I suppose is almost commendable, for a witch. Perhaps I'll say a prayer for her. A small one.
I should minister to the Archbishop. I fear he's not long for this world, to be honest.
MMayor
Off to heaven with him, eh? I suppose that's the ultimate goal for you priests, serving God in His true house and all that.
It holds little appeal for me, to be honest.
MMayor
Really?
There's so much left to be done on earth. Wallachia could be God's own country had I but time to burn out all the evil that hides here.
[Dracula has just given Wallachia one year to make amends for sentencing his wife Lisa to death for witchcraft.]
One year. It will take me one year to summon an army from the guts of Hell itself!
[A set of heavy doors open and Alucard appears.]
No.
What do you mean, no? That woman was the only reason on earth for me to tolerate human life!
Then find the one who did the deed. If you loose an army of the night on Wallachia, you cannot undo it, and many thousands of people just as innocent as her will suffer and die.
THERE ARE NO INNOCENTS! Not anymore! Any one of them could have stood up and said, "No, we won't behave like animals anymore."
I won't let you do it. I grieve with you, but I won't let you commit genocide.
[Dracula growls and attacks Alucard.]
ABArch-Bishop
For twenty years now have I served you and God as the Arch-Bishop to Târgoviște Cathedral. Yet never before have I felt the love of God shine so upon this great city. A little more than one year ago, many of us suffered a vision during the God-willed punishment of a witch in our midst. The Devil himself came to us and threatened us with doom in one year! And yet, here we are. The Devil lied! Why should we be surprised?
[Clouds begin to cover the sun... ]
ABArch-Bishop
Do we not know the Devil for a liar? Do we not know his works to be illusions? Of course we do! Illusions and falsehoods hold no fear for us, for we are the righteous of Târgoviște, living as if cradled in the love of God!
[... and blood rains from the sky. As people scream, the cathedral's windows explode, raining huge shards that impale the Arch-Bishop and his canons, and Dracula's face appears in the sky.]
One year. I gave you one year to make your peace with your God. And what do you do? Celebrate the day you killed my wife. One year I gave you, while I assembled my armies. And now I bring your death. You had your chance.
Kill everything you see. Kill them all. And once Târgoviște has been made into a graveyard for my love, go forth into the country. Go now. Go to all the cities of Wallachia. Arges, Severin, Gresit, Chilia, Enisara! Go now and kill! Kill for my love. Kill for the only true love I ever knew. Kill for the endless lifetime of hate before me.
[During a bar fight, Trevor gets kicked in the groin - again.]
[groaning] Would you please leave my testicles alone?
I'm Trevor fucking Belmont, and I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast! [gets knocked down by Kob, who raises a chair over his head] Oh, shit...
[Trevor stumbles out of the tavern.]
Oh, Christ... [falls to his knees and vomits] Bastards, I hope you all bleed out... THROUGH YOUR ARSES! Every last rat-bastard of you...
[A priest raises a cross to strike the Elder.]
Will killing an old man make you less afraid of the dark?
PPriest
I don't know. Maybe it'll just make me feel better.
[Trevor lashes out with his whip. The cross lands in the dirt, along with the priest's index finger.]
Oh, hell. I'm sorry, I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?
PPriest
[through clenched teeth] What fucking finger?!
PPriest
Kill the bastard!
Look, I don't like priests at the best of times. I mean, I really, really don't like priests. If you leave now, we'll say no more about it.
PPriest
Kill him now!
Last warning, this'll get nasty...
There were speakers in Targoviste last year. The Church burned Dracula's wife at the stake as a witch.
Shit...
That is indeed one way of putting it.
Stone-eyed Cyclops, right out of the family bestiary... God shits in my dinner once again.
What happened?
You walked into a Cyclops. Turns you to stone with its eye, then feeds on your terror while you're trapped in your own body.
Did... did you climb on me?
Mmm, a bit.
That was rude!
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