Trevor Belmont quotes from Castlevania

Trevor

[groaning] Would you please leave my testicles alone?

Trevor

I'm Trevor fucking Belmont, and I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast! [gets knocked down by Kob, who raises a chair over his head] Oh, shit...

Trevor

Oh, Christ... [falls to his knees and vomits] Bastards, I hope you all bleed out... THROUGH YOUR ARSES! Every last rat-bastard of you...

Trevor

Stone-eyed Cyclops, right out of the family bestiary... God shits in my dinner once again.

Trevor

You Speakers carry information down through the generations. We Belmonts pass things down as well. Do you remember what we saw down there? Metal veins pumping hot liquid? Torches that light by themselves that exactly fit descriptions written by my great-grandfather. Descriptions of the inside of Dracula's castle.

The Elder

Will killing an old man make you less afraid of the dark?

I don't know. Maybe it'll just make me feel better.

Trevor

Oh, hell. I'm sorry, I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?

[through clenched teeth] What fucking finger?!

Kill the bastard!

Trevor

Look, I don't like priests at the best of times. I mean, I really, really don't like priests. If you leave now, we'll say no more about it.

Kill him now!

Trevor

Last warning, this'll get nasty...

The Elder

There were speakers in Targoviste last year. The Church burned Dracula's wife at the stake as a witch.

Trevor

Shit...

The Elder

That is indeed one way of putting it.

Sypha Belnades

What happened?

Trevor

You walked into a Cyclops. Turns you to stone with its eye, then feeds on your terror while you're trapped in your own body.

Sypha Belnades

Did... did you climb on me?

Trevor

Mmm, a bit.

Sypha Belnades

That was rude!

Trevor

Right, I'll come back later. See if you can find some beer. [leaves]

Sypha Belnades

I could pee in a bucket and tell him it's beer.

The Elder

Sypha, he saved your life!

Sypha Belnades

He's rude!

Trevor Belmont

You know...

Silence! Look at you. You stink, you can barely keep your eyes open. What do you hope to achieve against us?

Trevor Belmont

[smiles] Absolutely nothing.

So you're going to die for nothing? For people you don't know?

Trevor Belmont

I don't know any of you. But that doesn't matter, does it? My family - the family you demonized and excommunicated - has fought and died through generations for this country. We do this thing for Wallachia and her people. We don't have to know you all. We do it anyway. And it's not the dying that frightens us. It's never having stood up and fought for you. I am Trevor Belmont, of the House of Belmont, and dying has never frightened me.

[draws a dagger] Good.

Do you have a God to put a last prayer to, Belmont?

Trevor Belmont

Yeah. "Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts ruin my good tunic."

What...?

I can still rip your throat out.

Trevor Belmont

You can. But it won't stop me staking you.

But you will still die.

Trevor Belmont

But I don't care. Killing you was the point. Living through it was just a luxury.

Sypha Belnades

I will incinerate you before your fangs touch that man's throat.

I thought I was your legendary savior.

Sypha Belnades

So did I. But he saved my life.

Alucard

You're a Speaker magician.

Sypha Belnades

Yes, and his goal is mine: to stand up for the people.

...Good. Very good. A vampire hunter and a magician. You'll do. [He lets go of Trevor; his wound heals as he stands up] I am Adrian Tepes. Known to the Wallachians as Alucard... son of Vlad Dracula Tepes. I've been asleep here in my private keep under Gresit for a year, to heal the wounds dealt by my father when I attempted to stop him unleashing his demon armies.

Sypha Belnades

You are the Sleeping Soldier!

I'm aware of the stories. I'm also aware that the Speakers consider the story to be information from the future. Do you know the whole story?

Sypha Belnades

[reddening] Yes.

The Sleeping Soldier will be met by a Hunter, and a Scholar.

Trevor Belmont

No one told me that.

Sypha Belnades

Why do you think my grandfather tried everything to make you stay?!

Trevor Belmont

I hate Speakers. [stands up, as Alucard dresses himself]

Sypha Belnades

So, what happens now?

I need a Hunter, and a Scholar. [his enchanted sword flies into the sheath on his belt] I need help to save Wallachia, perhaps the world, and defeat my father.

Trevor Belmont

Why?

...Because it is what my mother would have wanted. And we are all, in the end, slaves to our family's wishes.

Trevor Belmont

You'll help us kill Dracula, and save Wallachia?

My father has to die. We three... we can destroy him.

Sypha

I'm still not completely clear on why you don't catch fire in the daylight.

Alucard

I am half-human. My mother's name was Lisa, and she was mortal.

Sypha

I would very much like to hear the story of how that happened.

Alucard

[chuckles] She actually showed up, at his front door. She found the castle, and banged on the front door with the pommel of her knife.

Sypha

She sounds interesting.

Alucard

Oh, she was remarkable. She beat on the door until my father let her in, and then demanded he teach her how to be a doctor-

Trevor Belmont

[sits up] Wait, Dracula taught a human woman how to be a doctor? [chuckles scornfully] What was first, bloodletting?

Alucard

God, you still think you're funny. My father-

Trevor Belmont

Dracula-

Alucard

-Is a man of science. A philosopher, a scholar. And knows things our society has forgotten three times over. Do you still not understand the enormity of what we're doing? He's gone mad. And from that, there is no recovering him.

Trevor Belmont

[sarcastically] Shame.

Alucard

It's a tragedy. He's a repository of centuries of learning. He could've changed the world; I think he might've, if Mother hadn't died. She'd sent him out into the world. That's why he wasn't there, when the Bishops took her.

Sypha

She sent him away?

Alucard

She sent him to... travel. To learn the true state of the world, the true nature of humans and how they live.

Sypha

She was... turning him.

Alucard

Imagine if he could've aimed all that knowledge at improving lives... If the religious inquisition hadn't proved true, all of his worst instincts about humans.

Trevor Belmont

And now he's going to use her death, as an excuse to destroy the world.

Alucard

Oh, the world will still be here, Belmont. Trees will still grow, birds will still sing, animals will still hump away in the undergrowth. But you won't be here. And you won't be here. None of you. The sun will still set, but you will not see it rise. There will only be Dracula, and his War Council, and the hordes of the night. [pause] He writes in great books, you know. He hews the covers himself from oak, and wraps them in the preserved skin of the people who he hated most. And he writes plans; I've seen them. Ideas for darkening clouds, and making them as permanent in the air as the frost of the North. Great strange flying machines, that pull shrouds across the sky to block out the sun. Imagine it. A world without humans, under endless invented night. And Dracula in his castle... his revenge so horribly complete, that there is nothing left to do but look out over a world without art or memory or laughter, and know that he did his work well. That he did it all for love.

Sypha

What was your Leon Belmont doing in Wallachia?

Alucard

[darkly] Hunting Dracula.

Trevor

...Here it all is, then. The last of us [notices a chest under a broken shelf] Bloody hell. Is that what I think it is?

Sypha

Careful, Trevor. You almost sounded excited about something.

Trevor

It couldn't be, could it?

Trevor

Beautiful.

Sypha

What on Earth is that ugly thing?

Trevor

I don't believe they hid it. It's the Morning Star!

Sypha

[going through one of the Belmonts' books] It's all here. You're right, this is quite amazing! [Notices Alucard is still staring at the vampire skulls] Isn't it? It's amazing.

Alucard

[sarcastically] Charming.

Sypha

You're not even a little bit impressed?

Alucard

It's like a museum dedicated to the extermination of my people, so no. Not thrilled.

Sypha

When I met you, you reeked of piss, blood and stale beer. You killed a monster largely by accident...

Trevor

Hey, that took serious skills!

Sypha

And then demanded alcohol before storming off like a toddler with a thistle up his back end.

Trevor

Right-right, how does that even...?

Sypha

Shh! And now, in the short time we have known each other, you have rediscovered yourself, and you've grown. Today might be the first time I felt like I was talking to an adult man. You're better than you were when I met you. Do you know why I think that is? It's because you're doing what you were born for. As insane as it sounds, this entire nightmare scenario has made you complete. I think you should see it through... with me.

Trevor

With you?

Sypha

Yes. You could be my handsome sidekick or mascot. Imagine that. If you didn't talk much, people would think you were my deformed pet bear and throw you free food.