Trevor Belmont quotes from Castlevania

Sypha

[overacting] Oh, no! Night creatures! Whatever shall I do? Out here alone in the forest, with only my brain-damaged servant who talks about nothing but beer? I am certainly doomed!

Trevor

Oh God, not this again...

Sypha

Doomed, I say! I am defenseless and frozen to my seat with fear!

Trevor

Laying it on a little thick, aren't you, Sypha?

Sypha

It's always easier when we let them get in range.

Sypha

This could not have gone more wrong... what happened?

Trevor

We've spent a couple of months living your life. Adventures and victories. And now... we're living my life.

Sypha

Shit!

Trevor

What did you just say?

Sypha

I said "shit", okay?

Trevor

Yes, it's just that you never, you know, curse.

Sypha

I never used to, and then all this happened. And then you happened.

Trevor

Me?

Sypha

Yes, you. I was nice. And then I met you, and now I'm like you.

Trevor

Oh, so it's my fault.

Sypha

It's all your fault! You did this to me!

Trevor

I found you turned into a statue in a fucking tomb!

Sypha

And climbed all over me, and since that moment everything has been shit, and... [two more Fleaman lunge at her] AAH! I AM FUCKING TALKING HERE! [Sypha incinerates them] You turned me into someone who says "shit"! Fuckity-shit-hairy-arse-warts-giant-slimy-balls... SHIT!