You’re rather upbeat, considering you said this was your last case with Beckett.
That’s because I am going out with a bang. I have one word for you, Mother. Zombie.
Too much makeup?
You look lovely. I’m referring to our victim being killed by one of he walking undead. And I mean that literally. A zombie. Security camera caught him in all his putrefying glory.
Whoo. I don’t suppose you downloaded this video, by chance?
Absolutely not. That video is police property. It would be very, very wrong of me to get a screen grab of it and e-mail it to myself.
Well, it’ll be our little secret, darling.
[Both move over to the tablet on the nearby table]
I’m actually surprised at your interest in this case, Mother.
Well, I really do know the difference between a first-rate makeup job and actual decay. You wanna see some real zombies, check out the red carpet at the Tony Awards.
[Notices the chest piece to his Laser-Tag and picks it up]
I thought I… I thought I put this away.
[Martha steps away from him. Castle notices and immediately realizes he’s been set up]
[Looking around] Where is she? Where is she?
[The chest piece beeps and Alexis swoops down on a hook-rope in her Laser Tag suit, cackling manically]
[Speaking villainously] You were a fool to buy my act yesterday, and now you’ve fallen right into my trap.
[Dramatically] You will pay dearly for your treachery. [To Martha] Et tu, Mother? For luring me here?
Why, whatever do you mean?
Mmm. [Back to Alexis] That’s my girl.
[Unhooking herself from the rope] So what’s this about a zombie?
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