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Carmen Sandiego · Season 1, Episode 1

Chase and Julia in “Becoming Carmen Sandiego (Part 1)”

[Chase Devinaux and Julia Argent are cruising along a lonely road in Poitiers]

Chase

In just the last few weeks, this Carmen Sandiego has managed to rob millions of euros combined from a Swiss bank, a high-end art gallery in Cairo, and a Shanghai amusement park.

Julia

Before vanishing without a trace. Headquarters has yet to discern any pattern, except that our perpetrator always wears a scarlet coat and fedora and seems to announce her crimes by making random public appearances beforehand.

Chase

Such as the nearby café sighting earlier today. So we must ask ourselves, who in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Why would a thief draw attention to herself by leaving clues and wearing bold colors?

Julia

Perhaps stealing's a game to her.

Chase

Ha! The game is over! She's in my jurisdiction now, though I question why.

Julia

Poitiers is rich with medieval history. Perhaps she is targeting a priceless antique or historic artifact from one of its many churches, or--

Chase

[slams down on the brakes] Ms. Argent, you are an agent of Interpol, not a museum guide, so you may stop sharing dull facts about boring things. You've been on the force merely a fortnight, have you not? [Julia notices a shadowy figure in her rearview mirror] You have so much to learn, and since you have been assigned to my department...

Julia

Uh, uh...

Chase

I, Chase Devinaux, will be you teacher.

Julia

Inpsector Devinaux, sir--

Chase

Nuh-uh! Sit back, watch, and learn how to catch a thief.

Julia

[points behind her] She's right there!

Chase

Huh? [looks behind him to see Carmen Sandiego using a grappling hook to scale a building] LE FEMME ROUGE!!!! [slams down on the gas and turns the car around]

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