Joseph quotes from Caprica

Joseph

She's a machine...

She's a copy... a perfect copy...

Joseph

You can't copy her soul...

Joseph

Where the hell are we going? Can't we just... Can't we just fly?

Yeah, sure, man. Fly?

Joseph

Yeah.

Yeah. All right, sure. I was just waiting for the right moment.

Joseph

Okay.

Okay, now just, all right spread your arms out in front of you. Okay, now, get your chin up to the sky. You're gonna wanna be careful that, when you take off, you don't overcorrect and slam into the building. Now, it's really to hit the building, okay? Just take a deep breath.

Joseph

Ready.

All right, and... What are you an idiot, man? No, we can't fly. It's a non-fantasy game.

Joseph

Frak!

Come on, man. Get with the program. If you can't do it in real life, you can't do it in a non-fantasy world. No one has superpowers. No one can fly.

Joseph

Hey, listen, so if the rules in here are just like in the real world?

Right.

Joseph

Well, that's no fun. What kind of world is that?

It's the kind of world where you can shoot someone in the head without going to jail. Frak 50 women in one night without taking vinagro. How about that?

Joseph

Really?

You're gonna do just fine. Just remember not to die.

Get your pink newbie cheeks out of this game and don't come back in until you've got your frakkin' head on straight!

Joseph

Uh ... B-but my daughter ... I've got to get my daughter ...

Yeah, but you're no good to her if you're going to freeze every time some dirtbag shoves a gun in your face. I thought Taurons had bigger stones.