Maybe they have one of those, you know, like, open relationships or something.
Ew! No, no, no, no, no. That- that is disgusting. That is not a possibility. The open relationship does not exist. It's like an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or-
Ph, okay. So that's where you draw the line? At open relationships?
Yes! That's thoroughly offensive to me.
Huh. The mouth-rapist who sleeps with prostitutes is offended.
No. Come on. Look, my ethical unpredictability is default proof of its hard-won vitality. Because I'm not, like, by rote or programmatic about it. I think this shit through, every issue.
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