I love you Karen, and I want to spend the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you, and I want the rest of my life to start right now. I'm sick and tired fighting about the past. We're not going anywhere, I get that now. This is my home, because home is where you and Becca are. I love LA. Seriously, I love it, I can't get enough of it.
You're so full of shit
Will you marry me Karen? Queen of my dreams, mother of my child. Lady of the Valley.
Anymore?
Fuck no I'm out... I'm so wet right now, are you?
You can always check it out for yourself.
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