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Californication · Season 1

Hank Moody and Bill Lewis in “Hell-A Woman”

Hank Moody

[about a painting] What the fuck is that?

BLBill Lewis

Oh, you like it? I could have bought a car instead.

Hank Moody

I think you should still buy the car and then run over whoever created that turd.

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