You know me, good little soldier.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
The enemy of my enemy could be my friend.
Revenge is a waste of time.
So is watching television and eating candy, but you do it because it feels good.
[as "Johnny" while Fiona empties a bottle of vodka onto a bar] Miami...it's humid. Plus...your place is on fire. [Fiona lights the vodka]
If we looked for everyone who tried to kill you, we'd do nothing else.
Now, I just need help tracking someone down, Seymour. That's it.
You are such a badass. It's kind of awesome. You need my help? Okay. One condition.You got to teach me some of these moves.
Sure.
Don't argue with destiny. It will kick your ass.
As stimulating as all this is, I still don't see why you called me over here, Michael.
It always helps to bounce ideas, Fi.
Uh, I'm gonna grab another beer... and, uh, drink it on the balcony.
This would make a good Michael Westen story; if people were allowed to tell Michael Westen stories.
TPTom Prescott
Unbelievable
Michael, what are you doing?
[Removing a file folder from the stove] I left something in here.
You just assumed I was never gonna broil anything?
Well, I've been right so far.
CLClaude Laurent
I have this, too. It is a letter from the Interamerican Court of Human Rights. We use it to make him come back to Haiti and stand trial. Duman was an official in Haiti. Veronique spoke out against him. He had her put in prison, and then he had her killed.
(examining the letter, while holding a large saltwater fish in his arms) Uh, Mr. Laurent, this is not going to work in an American court.
CClaude
Who is this man with the fish?
(v.o.) Spend enough time in international hotspots, and you learn that a lot of the worst monsters on earth are just spoiled rich kids. Mass murderers come in many shapes and sizes, but they tend to drink the same brands of champagne.
Mike, nothing worth doing is easy, and nobody loves easy more than me, but it's true.
[Sam interrupts Lane and Harris while they are surveilling an old woman.]
Oh, wow. She looks dangerous.
HAgent Harris
Cute, Sam. You know you're interfering with a federal investigation?
What is she, like, 80? Did she steal somebody's dentures?
LAgent Lane
It's a racketeering case. Biggest drug-smuggling family in South Florida.
Oh, is she the boss?
LAgent Lane
...Boss's grandmother.
Ho-ho, boy! You should check the film speed in that camera, because at the rate she's moving, you don't want to miss a thing.
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