Fiona Glenanne quotes from Burn Notice

Fiona

I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.

Michael

She threatened to kill me.

Fiona

I can do that.

Jesse

[loading a van] Another bag? What, is this every explosive you own?

Fiona

Ha! You don't know me very well.

Michael

Fi, I've got an antenna on the roof.

Fiona

Well, look what I got: a security camera.

Michael

Okay. Let's slowly and casually move away.

Fiona

He might not have seen our approach from the -- [gets knocked down by an exploding building]

Michael

I think he saw us. I'm going to call 911. :911 Caller: 911, what's your emergency? Hello, 911. :Fiona: How very civic minded of you, Michael.

Fiona

[slaps Michael] You know what I did tonight? I destroyed evidence that would have led Jesse to finding out you burned him.

Michael

Thank you. [stops Fiona from slapping him again] Fi. Fi! What we're doing is worth it. This is bigger than one person's career. There's so many people out there --

Fiona

I can't stand lying to Jesse. I can't stand watching you keep this secret like it's nothing! I can't stand what you're turning into.

Michael

Which is what?

Fiona

Someone who only cares about the idea of people. He doesn't give a damn about the ones who have his back every single day.

Michael

You know me better than that.

Fiona

I used to think so.

Jesse

Just goes to show. Payback is a...

Michael

Fiona...

Fiona

You should see the other guy.

Vaughn

You know how willing Michael is to let the wrong voices get in his head. You don't want to see Michael become that kind of monster.

Fiona

He would never let that happen. I would never let that happen.

Vaughn

It's happening already, darling. Michael is an addict. He can't resist this life, even though he knows how it's gonna end.

Vaughn

Did I do something to make you upset with me?

Fiona

Well, you ruined Michael's life and his career, came after his family, damn near got him killed too many times to count, so forgive me if looking at you makes me lose my appetite.

Fiona

[referring to Michael's prison uniform] That's not a great color on you.

Michael

Great to see you too, Fi.

Fiona

So, you and Jesse are poking Barrett with a stick. Why does the phrase sitting ducks come to mind?

Michael

Jesse and I are pretty well-armed ducks.

Fiona

[smiles] I hope so.

Fiona

You smoked an entire pack in an hour. You have any idea how bad that is for you?

Madeline

It's probably better for my health than waiting around for some burned spy with a grudge.

Jesse

I don't know what you just volunteered me for. I'm not getting mixed up in anything Michael's got going on.

Fiona

Jesse, we lied about what we did to you. We didn't lie about who we are.

Vaughn

One minute. Then you never have to see me again, ever, if you don't want to.

Fiona

Next time you show up unannounced, nobody will ever see you again.

Fiona

[referring to Natalie] I still hate that we're going on this heist with her.

Michael

Fi, we can't always pick our teammates in the field.

Fiona

I am not a spy. I can't pretend someone doesn't make my skin crawl.

Michael

I thought you hated the idea of me working for the government again.

Fiona

Oh, I do. But I want you to have a choice.

Michael

You want me to have the choice, but you want me to choose to turn it down? Either way, don't we end up at the same place?

Fiona

Michael, I hope you're never in a situation where your survival depends on your ability to understand relationships. You'll be dead in seconds.

Michael

[referring to Vaughn] His organization has never faced this kind of exposure before. I imagine he'll marshal all of his forces and send them this way.

Sam

So, the gates of hell will open...

Jesse

The apocalypse will be upon us...

Fiona

And everyone we know and love will be in danger of becoming very dead.

Madeline

So what else is new?