Fiona Glenanne quotes from Burn Notice

Michael

Fiona, you were supposed to stop the car, not blow it into the Everglades! What happened to shorting the ignition?

Fiona

You said disable; it's not going anywhere.

Sam

How many were there?

Fiona

I don't know, four? They took off after cocktail hour.

Michael

Fi, it looks like Fallujah down there.

Fiona

I was half hoping that they'd stick around for a bit. Cara's got quite a liquor cabinet, good for a ten hour siege.

Sam

The kid hangs out at a bar on South Beach. We could go look around.

Fiona

Every third guy in a bar will tell you he's a modeling scout.

Sam

Hey, I've used worse lines. And succeeded.

Fiona

Why don't you boys wait outside, and I'll go get Brandon?

Michael

Are you sure? Because we need...

Fiona

Believe me, Michael, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's to get a guy to leave a bar.

Sam

What happens then? People start shooting. We lose, we're dead. We win, we've got three dead bodies, a traumatized girl, and spots on the F.B.I.'s Most Wanted List.

Fiona

I've been on plenty of those lists. It's not so bad.

No wonder I got my ass kicked.

Fiona

Oh, you were lucky. The old guy had a Desert Eagle 9mm with combat grips.

Michael

Ex-Mossad.

What do you mean, like Israeli spies?

Fiona

Sure. Every other retired spook is an arms dealer. Not a bad gig, if you can stand ex-spooks.

Michael

How's it coming, Fi?

Fiona

Dangerous, unstable. Remind you of anyone?

Fiona

Honestly, I don't know why they bother. They should just put a bullet in your head and be done with it.

Michael

Apparently I'm more valuable alive than dead. But I'm sure they'll take it under advisement.

Fiona

You have always had a problem with my work. I have always supported you.

Michael

I'm helping people; you're running guns! Big difference!

Michael

Do you have guns in the trunk, Fi?!

Fiona

A few semi-automatics, yeah. I got a deal, Michael. This guy was selling Browning 9mms for 200 bucks a piece.

Michael

You have unregistered weapons in a stolen car, Fi!

Fiona

I know a few Iranians who are coming into town.

Michael

Oh, let's avoid people who use "Michael Westen" and "jihad" in the same sentence.

Michael

So you understand? You pick up the package and walk away. Got it?

Yeah.

Michael

You don't look at us, you don't talk to us, you just walk out with the video. Fiona and I will be watching to see if the kidnappers have someone there and Sam will follow in the car if he sees anyone leave.

Okay, so I walk to the car.

Michael

No, Nick; focus. You just walk away.

Fiona

You pick up the package and you leave like we're not even there.

But wait, you will be there, right?

Michael

Yes, we will be there. Okay, go ahead. [Nick tries to get out but the door is locked.] Unlock it first.

Fiona

Evelyn comes along and she's attractive, sweet, needy. Don't deny it.

Michael

Fine.

Fiona

Isn't it interesting she turned out to be who she turned out to be. What shall we make of that?

Michael

You made your point, Fi.

Fiona

Did I?

Michael

Yep, you did.

Sam

Here ya go, Doug: my lucky vest.

Michael

It'll look great over my shirt.

Thanks.

Sam

It's a little worn, but it'll do the trick.

Are these bullet holes?

Sam

Yeah, I broke it in for ya. Just think of it like a seat belt.

Fiona

Yeah, a seat belt that smells of bourbon and Old Spice.

Sam

How do you want to handle this?

Fiona

Well, I think the balls are in your court.