Let me tell you a story. Last year, my family went on this private safari: my parents, Frankie. It's sunset, and we're walking down this trail, golden skies, beautiful vistas, and we see this little baby antelope on the horizon.
Yeah?
We get closer, and it turns its head to look at us. And the guide says, "Turn away. A lion's had at it."
I don't get it.
It had been half eaten by a lion.
Oh my God.
It was horrible. Everybody froze, and I thought "it's wrong to turn my back" and let this poor little thing just sit there and bleed out, like Judi Dench in that James Bond movie. So I grabbed a gun and shot it in the head.
You blew a baby antelope's head off?
Put it right out of its misery. And you, my dear, are a half-eaten baby antelope.
you're gonna shoot my head off?
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