Marie and Hank in “Open House”

Marie

I had to go to three different places to get the moisturizer that you liked, but I got that and I got your Shiner Bock and your chips and–I couldn't resist–the complete encyclopedia to fantasy football. Look, it has all the latest rankings.

Hank

[looking at the chips] Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos.

Marie

Wait, I—

Hank

I must've said Cheetos like ten times. You need me to write it down for you?

Marie

No, and I don't need you to be mean about it either, Mr. Grumpy.

Hank

Well, I'm just saying, y'know, I said Cheetos. Ch-ch-ch-sound. Virtually impossible to confuse Cheetos with Fritos it seems to me. Where are you going?

Marie

Back to the store, I guess. [throws Hank the fantasy football magazine] Here.

Hank

And the draft is not for two months so this is useless!