Jesse, Walter and others in “Cat's in the Bag”

Jesse

You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?!

Walter

What?

Jesse

You said you were just doing some ride-along! Yes or no, do you have a brother in the DEA?

Walter

Brother-in-law.

Jesse

[sarcastically] Oh, now there's a load off my mind.

Walter

Where did you hear that?

Jesse

Your freakin' wife told me when she was here all up on my shit! Yeah, that's right. She almost caught me moving Emilio! Good job wearing the pants in the family! And why did you go telling her I was selling you weed?

Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting that I cook crystal meth and killed a man.