Jesse and Walter in “Pilot”

Jesse

Dude, this isn't even seven grand, alright? My guy wants eighty-five.

Walter

This is all the money I have in the world. You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.

Jesse

[scoffs] Y-You are not how I remember you from class. I mean, like, not at all.

Walter

Yeah, well, I gotta go.

Jesse

Wait, wait, hold up! [leans out the car window] Tell me why you're doing this. Seriously.

Walter

Why do you do it?

Jesse

Money! Mainly.

Walter

There you go.

Jesse

Nah, come on... Man, some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all of a sudden at age what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?

Walter

I'm 50.

Jesse

It's weird, is all, okay? It doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something; I mean, if y–if you've gone crazy or depressed, I'm just saying... th–that's something I need to know about, okay? I mean, that affects me.

Walter

I am awake.

Jesse

[scoffs] What?

Walter

Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.