Brainiac: Science Abuse quotes

Well, it would be cruel to kill a car-so let's kill a caravan.

You'll be forgiven for thinking it's snowing. It's not. That's actually pieces of caravan. It's been blown to smithereens.

Dr Bunhead: Oh, get me a better potato! (laughter)

This is a car. It's been specially chosen to be destroyed because it's old, it's white, but more importantly, because it's French.

Charlotte Hudson: People who wear sunglasses are often seen as cool and trendy-apart from Liam Gallagher of course.