Jerry EdgarI guess I know who didn't get any last night.
A character in Bosch
Played by Jamie Hector
Bosch · 81 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Bosch: in 20 of its 81 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Bosch (12)
Jerry EdgarI guess I know who didn't get any last night.
Jerry EdgarThe rain will come, wash all this shit away.
Jerry Edgar[Walks out of house to vehicle, sees $100 bill under windshield wiper, and walks to it] Fucking IA, Harry. [Gets shot in right shoulder by sniper]
Gonna rain like a bastard tonight.
Jerry EdgarYou're crazy.
Need it. Wash all the shit away. A sprinkle at most.
Jerry EdgarWhat? You think the game's gonna get rained out?
Won't go nine, that's for sure.
Jerry EdgarWhat are you all of a sudden, an amateur meteorologist?
It's about time. Cat's shaking and baking, man. I think he might have made me. He's headed for the metro. If I hustle, I can get up on him.
Jerry EdgarShould I sit on his car in case he circles back? What if he doesn't?
We got to take him tonight.
Jerry EdgarBackup?
See how it plays out. Right behind you. What's wrong with you, man?
Jerry EdgarGolf is a great sport.
Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while you're doin' it, it's not a sport.
Jerry EdgarMarriage is serious?
As a heart attack, brother.
Jerry Edgar[Walks outside] What's up?
WiFi problems.
Jerry EdgarNot really my area of expertise, Sam.
Yeah, well, the Geek Squad ran some tests, and, uh, seems that somebody's hacked into my modem. They're downloading humongous files.
Jerry EdgarNo kidding? That's wild.
Yeah. I bought some extra bandwidth, but, uh, on the weekends it's still just a trickle. Starts Friday night and goes back to normal late on Sunday afternoon. I still don't get it. It's coming from your house, Jerry.
Jerry EdgarWhat is?
The downloading.
Jerry EdgarEvery weekend?
Friday through Sunday.
Jerry EdgarI'll take care of it, Sam. Thank you. [Walks into house, to son on couch] Talk to me.
I'm sorry.
Jerry EdgarWe'll get to that. What were you thinking? We've got internet.
It's not fast enough.
Jerry EdgarNot fast enough for what?
Remember the Rosetta thing I asked for for my birthday?
Jerry EdgarLanguage lessons? They were a little too expensive.
I found them online for free, only it takes forever to download.
Jerry EdgarThat's not free. That's stealing. This stops now.
Yes, sir.
Jerry EdgarWhat languages?
Chinese, Russian, Gaelic.
Jerry EdgarGaelic?
Got support so we can go in?
Yeah, but this is a follow-away caper, Bosch. Watch and wait.
He's one guy. You play pool?
Jerry EdgarAlways wanted to learn. [Harry and Jerry jump out of vehicle]
Bosch! Shit!
Who is he?
Just what he said. High-level MSS agent, consular cover.
Son of some party bigwig. A princeling, corrupt or gone rogue. He was running a money dump from China.
Parking cash in local banks for God knows what kind of financial terror.
Jerry EdgarYou just let him walk?
Fly. And no, we didn't. I don't think the president could have kept Chen here without an international incident.
We tail him back to Shanghai, see who he answers to back there. When his bosses realize how completely he's failed and exposed them, then...
Whatever they do to him is worse than anything you or I could ever imagine.
And that offers comfort to me? My daughter?
Eleanor Wish was instrumental in bringing down a major foreign threat to our country. She gave her life for it. I should think that's something that you'd want to honor.
You assholes got her killed. [Punches Jay in the face]
You're wrong. Griffin put his reputation on the line for her.
What is this? If I'm wrong, this is your boss' phone, you can just give it back to him. But if I'm right, you'll find that he sent a photo that Eleanor took at the poker game and gave it to a Chinese intermediary... who exposed it to the man who had Eleanor killed.
Jerry EdgarWe found his number on Eleanor's cell. Backtracked the texts from the call log.
Maybe he didn't realize how dangerous Chen was when he sent it, but Griffin poked a hornets' nest to see what flew out. It was two assassins on a motorcycle.
This is fucked up.
I don't know about you, Chuck, but for me... a special agent like that shouldn't be in charge of anything.
[Follows Bradley to underground subway access who finds a gun] Police. Drop your weapon.
Detective Harry Bosch. No backup?
Drop the weapon.
Shoot me, Harry. That's what you want to do. [Jerry Edgar walks down stairs] You're the cop who makes his own rules. Finds his own justice. FID will clear you.
Surely.
I have a loaded weapon. Here's your chance.
And make it easy for you? You're good for the murders of Howard Elias and Lanny Johnson. Then there's Caffrey, the other victims of the River Watch arson. And Marjorie Lowe.
I have no idea who you're talking about.
City Hotel, 1978. She was a call girl. You strangled her. Left her in a Dumpster.
You're greedy, Bosch. Just do it.
A man's got to be accountable for what he's done.
Death cheats the system.
And I'm gonna make sure you spend the rest of your fucking life in Pelican Bay solitary. You won't do well in prison.
Elias broke our contract. We had a business arrangement. Out of nowhere, he decides to destroy my ability to get funding for development. Everything my foundation has done, my family name.
Drop the weapon, Walker.
Forget the rest of them. There's only one murder that matters to you, right? And the only satisfaction you'll get for that is killing me. Anything else, I feel I'd be cheating you. [Stamps on phone camera light on ground and fires gun at Harry who disappears before the fired shot who appears alongside Bradley gun at his head]
Drop the fucking gun. Drop it. Get on your knees. Put your hands on your head.
Here we are.
No. Here you are.
Just say it.
That you killed her.
You know, some people are the guardians of progress. We build the cities, we... we walk you to the future. Sometimes, other people... get in the way. Marjorie Lowe was a whore. She knew the game. I paid her for certain services, things went awry.
She was my mother.
She was a whore who let them take her son away.
[Points gun at Bradley's forehead] You murdered my mother, you pig.
I did. Sorry.
J. Edgar, you heard that?
Jerry EdgarI heard it, Harry.
It's not admissible.
Jerry EdgarSecuring the weapon.
He had a gun to my head, you saw it.
Cuff him, call it in.
I didn't fire, Jerry.
Jerry EdgarI know. Murder weapon in his hand. We have him dead to rights for Elias.
I want a lawyer.
You heard everything? [Jerry nods] All I need. It's done.
Jerry EdgarGot plans tonight?
Get this wiretap signed, walk my dog. Thrilling.
Jerry EdgarYou're like a monk in a monastery up on that hill.
I dig wearing those robes. I've noticed that you and Bennett have become rather chummy these days.
Jerry Edgar[Chuckles] No comment.
I thought so. Catch you tomorrow.
Jerry EdgarAll right, partner. Have a good one. [Walks to his vehicle and Bosch walks to his vehicle but unable to drive out the lot due to Dax and his sidekick blocking path recording with phones]
The deep state let you go. Detective Harry Bosch. Badge number 2997. Get his plate.
That's enough. Clear out so I can exit.
Not even pretending to be a free citizen today, Detective? Registration's almost expired.
Clear the driveway so I can exit.
No seat belt. Damn shame. Hope your daughter wears hers.
What did you say?
Young lady in her prime, whole life ahead of her. [Harry gets out vehicle and walks up to Dax's face] Get this, get this.
The fսck did you just say?
Jerry Edgar[Runs over] Harry!
Back the fսck up. You mention my daughter again and they'll be scraping you off the pavement with a fսcking spatula!
Jerry EdgarCome on, man, he's not even worth it. Don't give 'em the satisfaction. [To Dax] Get the fսck out of here! Go!
Fսcking pig.
[In office] So when does Kennedy lower the boom?
Jerry EdgarWe're meeting with Chandler this morning.
She'll be looking to renegotiate.
Won't she be surprised?
This Three Oh Eight video that dropped last night...
Nothing to worry about in my view.
They're still persons of interest in the Craver murder.
Jerry EdgarGot to follow every lead.
[Gets up with Harry and Jerry then getting up] Tread lightly with these people.
Yes, sir. [Walks away with Jerry]
Chandler will try to get this suppressed. Her chances? [Phone beeps] Slim to none. [Turns on speaker phone]
It's Honey Chandler.
Speak of the devil. Send her in, please.
Jerry EdgarWe went by the book. The tape will hold up.
"Conspiracy supersedes consent."
[Entering room, sarcastically to still seated Harry, Maxwell and Alicia] Please don't stand on my account. [Sits in chair] May I? For the record?
Go ahead.
Three days ago, Clifford Maxwell was killed by the FBI as they attempted to take him into custody for the murder of Stanley Kent.
We won't revisit the plea deal.
Not asking you to. Mrs. Kent is ready to accept the plea and proceed immediately to sentencing.
In fact, we're pulling it.
I'm sorry?
The plea agreement. We're pulling it. We have new evidence that your client has been less than truthful in her proffer. We're filing additional charges against her for the murder of her husband.
What new evidence? Come on, don't be coy. I'll get it in discovery. [Alex facially cues to Harry]
We have Alicia Kent on tape planning her husband's murder with her lover, FBI Agent Clifford Maxwell.
[Walking through security detector] Yeah, right there on the belt. Your boss says Chandler's chances of getting the tape tossed are slim to none.
I'd say closer to none, but it's the judge's call.
Jerry EdgarIf she succeeds?
We've got the wiretaps, spy cam footage. We'll be fine.
[Madeline stands up from bench and walks with them] Hey, Mads. I thought you weren't coming.
Changed my mind. I want to see Chandler in action. [They get seated and she looks back and whispers referring to Heather seated in back row of spectating section] What's she doing here?
Let's find out. [Walks up to her, to Heather] Thought you didn't believe in our legal system.
That woman and her FBI lover boy... they got my husband killed. Make me a believer, Detective. Put her away. [Grabs backpack] You want to check it?
I do. [Opens backpack and searches it, holds up pamphlet]
Should go ahead and take one. Help you see through all the bullshit lies and happy talk. [Judge announces in session of court] Show's starting, Detective. Better go sit with the other sheep.
Create any sort of disturbance in here, you're going to jail.
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