Hodgins, Brennan and others in “The Hot Dog in the Competition”

Dr. Brennan, are you sure you don't want a chair? The way you're squatting, I'm worried that little guy in there is going to drop right out.

Thank you, but my uterus and cervical plug are quite healthy. Also, I'm not having a boy. It's a girl.

[smiles] A girl. [becomes alarmed] Excuse me?

The fetus inside my womb has female genitalia.

You guys are having a girl? That is so awesome!

Okay, wait. Just wait one second. Can I have a word with you here? You're guessing, right? What we're having?

No, I had an ultrasound at the doctor's this morning. Are you displeased with the results?

No, I'm thrilled, but you can't just spring something like that on me in public. Why didn't you tell me that you had a doctor's appointment?

Ultrasounds are poorly pixelated and black and white. You only like movies that are in color.

I would have loved this movie! It would have been my favorite movie of all time!

I had no idea that our child's genitals were so important to you.

Bones, I am the father.