Brennan and Booth in “The Woman in the Sand”

(coming out in a rather chaste black dress) What do you think?

(sarcastically) I have enough Bibles, thank you, but try next door.

You said I could be a school teacher.

Not the spinster kind who lives with her sister but, you know, the hot one who makes the boys crazy. Here (hands her a dress) put on the one that I picked out, alright?

Okay, but don't be so bossy. (She disappears into the bathroom.)

We're newly-weds I said. Taking Sin City by storm, ready for action.

(from the bathroom) But you know, marriage is such an archaic institution.

(exhales in frustration) Listen Bones, I know what I'm doing. Okay? I've done this before, just stop arguing.

I'm not. It's just, you know, I don't need a piece of paper to prove my commitment.

Fine. We're engaged.

Why would I be okay with engagement?

Whatever Bones, alright? We're a loosely committed couple of hot high rollers with money to burn. Cause that's what's gonna get us in the door.

(comes out of the bathroom in a stunning little black dress) Like this?