Pauly and Andrew in “Unfinished Business”

You got any tatts?

Oh, I've got five dogs, or six dogs, but not here yet.

No, no, no, tattoos, you got any tattoos?

Tattoos, oh, only these ones.

Andrew has all his girls' names tattooed on one arm. That's the girl's side, with the kid's names. And on the other arm, he's got all the boys.

So the other side are all me kids.

That's all the boys... But there's a reason.

Because I can't remember the dates of birth, 'cause I'm always too smashed.

So you just put them on your arm, makes it easier?

Yeah if I have to go to Centrelink and they ask me, I go 'well, here we go, here's their date of birth'.