Prince of Persuasia in “Unfinished Business”

When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.

Push her in a lake.

Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is.

Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, and make fun of her for not knowing it.

Use the word "idiot."

Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.