[First lines of the series]
PParamedic
We have a 50-year-old male, chest pains, labored breathing!
Hang in there, brother. You're gonna be okay!
Of course he's gonna be okay. It's just gas!
It's not gas, Mom! I'm having a heart attack!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Bob and Abishola are on the bus.]
This is nice. I thought there'd be more weirdos.
You are the weirdo.
Thank you for walking me back.
Well, it is Detroit, and it's broad daylight so you can't be too careful.
Okay, uh, thank you again. We can stop here.
Well, how come? What, you're embarrassed to be seen with a white guy?
Yes. Goodbye.
So, if I want to say "Hello" in her language...
There is no love.
My son called. His wife is pregnant!
Congratulations.
That makes 5 grandchildren. My sister only has 2. I win again!
Mmm Hmm.
When we take our next family photo, she will be humiliated!
I'm glad you liked it.
Spun.
No, spoon.
Spun.
Oh, God, what's happening?
I'm not going to do that.
Oh, why?
You don't pay me enough to commit murder.
Where are we going?
It's a surprise.
Are you putting me in a home?
Maybe. We'll see how this goes.
Bye, Mom.
Love you.
Where are we? What are we doing here?
Don't worry about it.
If anyone can hear me, I'm being kidnapped!
Now, on the count of 3, lift Christina up and put her in the wheelchair. 1, 2, 3. Now gently lower her in the wheelchair.
Ow!
We'll do better with Mom.
I can't do it if you're looking at me, Christina!
I'm not looking!
And I can smell the pot!
NNarrator
Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
CCongregation
Hallelujah!
That's funny.
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