Dottie quotes from Bob Hearts Abishola

We have a 50-year-old male, chest pains, labored breathing!

Douglas

Hang in there, brother. You're gonna be okay!

Dottie

Of course he's gonna be okay. It's just gas!

Bob

It's not gas, Mom! I'm having a heart attack!

Dottie

Spun.

Christina

No, spoon.

Dottie

Spun.

Christina

Oh, God, what's happening?

Abishola

I'm not going to do that.

Dottie

Oh, why?

Abishola

You don't pay me enough to commit murder.

Dottie

Where are we going?

Bob

It's a surprise.

Dottie

Are you putting me in a home?

Bob

Maybe. We'll see how this goes.

Douglas

Bye, Mom.

Christina

Love you.

Dottie

Where are we? What are we doing here?

Bob

Don't worry about it.

Dottie

If anyone can hear me, I'm being kidnapped!

Dottie

I can't do it if you're looking at me, Christina!

Christina

I'm not looking!

Dottie

And I can smell the pot!

Dottie

What's wrong with you 2?

Douglas

You're breaking all the chips, Christina!

Dottie

What the hell happened to the Wi-Fi?

Bob

We got a situation out here.

Dottie

Oh, got one here, too. You just lost 600 bucks.

Bob

How?

Dottie

The game locked up.

Bob

You lost $600?

Dottie

I had a good hand!

Bob

You're why I drink, you know that?

Dottie

Well, right back at you!