Abishola quotes from Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob

This is nice. I thought there'd be more weirdos.

Abishola

You are the weirdo.

Abishola

Thank you for walking me back.

Bob

Well, it is Detroit, and it's broad daylight so you can't be too careful.

Abishola

Okay, uh, thank you again. We can stop here.

Bob

Well, how come? What, you're embarrassed to be seen with a white guy?

Abishola

Yes. Goodbye.

Kemi

My son called. His wife is pregnant!

Abishola

Congratulations.

Kemi

That makes 5 grandchildren. My sister only has 2. I win again!

Abishola

Mmm Hmm.

Kemi

When we take our next family photo, she will be humiliated!

Abishola

I'm not going to do that.

Dottie

Oh, why?

Abishola

You don't pay me enough to commit murder.

Abishola

Now, on the count of 3, lift Christina up and put her in the wheelchair. 1, 2, 3. Now gently lower her in the wheelchair.

Christina

Ow!

Bob

We'll do better with Mom.

Bob

I love you.

Abishola

Yes. I understand.

Bob

You look beautiful today.

Abishola

Thank you, Bob.

Bob

It's weird how this bench has kind of become our bench.

Abishola

Actually the plaque on the back says it's in loving memory of Stanley Webber.

Abishola

Hello?

Hi!

Abishola

Dele, tell me about school. How did you do on your algebra test?

Dele

I got an A+, same as my science quiz.

Abishola

And did you do your literature homework?

Dele

There was none. I did a book report anyway. My teacher was confused but gave me an "A."

Abishola

I'm not taking a test today.

Bob

Oh, no, honey. It's today. I put it in my calendar. Abby MCAT make pancakes, keep mouth shut, keep Evan's mouth shut...

Bob

So, you want a baby.

Abishola

I did not say that.

Bob

So, you don't want a baby.

Abishola

I did not say that, either.

Bob

I can't believe you fell in love with someone who could fill this thing out.

Abishola

What if I was to love someone for who they are?

Abishola

They're offering you millions.

Bob

But, at what cost?

Abishola

Millions!

Bob

Cheers!

Abishola

Cheers!