Bob Wheeler quotes from Bob Hearts Abishola

Bob

Oh, look at this stud.

Bob

It was an Uber.

Bob

First things first, I want to update you on our negotiations with Hanes.

Bob

There we go.

Bob

I'd rather not.

Bob

All right, thanks for stopping by.

Bob

Have you spoken to your sister lately?

Bob

I'm gonna go see how Abishola is doing.

Bob

Good one, buddy. You are such a freaking nerd.

Bob

You really do what I do.

Bob

Right. She would do that. I'm just excited that we can't get away with you in Sin City.

Bob

It takes a special kind of person to sell a piece of clothing. Most people take for granted. The humble sock.

We have a 50-year-old male, chest pains, labored breathing!

Douglas

Hang in there, brother. You're gonna be okay!

Dottie

Of course he's gonna be okay. It's just gas!

Bob

It's not gas, Mom! I'm having a heart attack!

Bob

This is nice. I thought there'd be more weirdos.

Abishola

You are the weirdo.

Abishola

Thank you for walking me back.

Bob

Well, it is Detroit, and it's broad daylight so you can't be too careful.

Abishola

Okay, uh, thank you again. We can stop here.

Bob

Well, how come? What, you're embarrassed to be seen with a white guy?

Abishola

Yes. Goodbye.