AAvon
That? No, no, it's purely defensive. An analogue of something that evolves on the permanent dark side of a planet. A highly simplified copy of course.
Permanent dark side? Are you saying you've...
AAvon
I've built an artificial Sopron. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
[Zen informs Servalan that the module is marginally better equipped than Liberator]
AAvon
Self defense. Some animals bristle out their fur to frighten their enemies. But that doesn't count for much in the dark.
AAvon
Sopron is a mirror. A distorting mirror. It reflects a slightly greater image of whatever it is that happens to be scanning it. Zen saw a capacity-charged brain, because that is what Zen is. Orac saw a highly sophisticated computer because that is what Orac is. Cally thought that she saw her parents, But what she actually saw was herself.
AAvon
Oh yes. The question is... what will Servalan see? And will she be fooled by it?
Avon (on Vila): I don't know how you persuaded him to go, Tarrant.
I appealed to his better nature.
AAvon
He hasn't got one. Leave him alone in future.
AAvon
Do you want me to threaten you?
Why not. I haven't had a good laugh in ages.
AAvon
Sensible. You could die laughing.
Why are you suddenly so protective towards Vila?
AAvon
He's irritating, but he's useful. We can easily replace a pilot, but a talented thief is rare.
AAvon
So frighten him too much, he's no use to anyone.
AAvon
[Pointing his gun at Bayban] Bloodthirsty little maniac aren't you? Where's Vila?
I don't know what you're talking about.
[Tarrant and Dayna enter]
Hello, Bayban. I heard a rumour you were dead. Funny that, seems to be true.
That's the trouble with celebrities. They never remember the little people.
AAvon
How would you like me to let some fresh air into that rancid little brain of yours?
Go ahead, you'll be famous, "The man who killed Bayban."
[Pointing her gun at Bayban] I'd quite like to be famous too. How about "The woman that killed Bayban"?
[Pointing her gun at Bayban] Or better still, "The girl who killed Bayban"?
AAvon
The trouble with the people of Auron is that they all suffer from a superiority complex.
You should get on with them then.
AAvon
Too good to become involved with the rest of humanity.
That's not true. Just because we happen to be neutral...
AAvon
[Interuppting] Neutrality or pacifism: it all boils down to the same gutless inanity.
[as Avon is preparing to teleport out of the barren, exit-less cavern they are both standing in] We had a deal.
A way out. You promised me.
AAvon
Oh, and I'm a man of my word. In the end, that's all there is, really.
[Avon throws the small handgun he has been holding onto the ground]
AAvon
That's your way out. It's a better deal than you gave any of your victims. [speaking into his teleport bracelet] Bring me up.
[kneeling down to retrieve the handgun] No, we had a deal!
[Avon teleports out of the cavern]
That isn't what I meant! That isn't fair! It isn't fair!
AAvon
Yes, but it isn't finished.
Wonderful. Who's next on your list? Servalan?
AAvon
[Activates Orac] Orac.
[Annoyed] What is it now?
AAvon
Gracious as ever. Orac, I want you to interrogate the Federation Security computers and get me Servalan's present location.
AAvon
I'm going down alone.
AAvon
This has nothing to do with you -- with any of you.
On the other hand, you are something to do with us.
We've talked about it, and discovered we care what happens to you.
Within reason, of course.
We're as surprised about it as you are.
Not to mention embarrassed.
[Avon kneels next to Servalan, who has been beaten and chained to a wall in the basement of her Presidential estate, by the rebels who overthrew her earlier]
I might have known you were behind all this.
AAvon
What's the matter with you, Servalan? I'm offering to set you free.
You're offering to let her go. That's not the same thing.
AAvon
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the President of the Terran Federation, Ruler of the High Council, Lord of the Inner and Outer Worlds, High Admiral of the Galactic Fleets, Lord General of the Six Armies, and Defender of the Earth.
The point is, that a few dozen guerrillas walked in, killed her guards, beat her up, and then chained her up. You want to set her free? Convince her that it didn't happen.
AAvon
[talking to a defeated Servalan] Is that it? Have you finally lost your nerve?
[Avon grabs Servalan by the neck, forcing her to look at him]
AAvon
Have you murdered your way to the wall of an underground room?
[looking defiantly at Avon] It's an old wall, Avon. It waits. I hope you don't die before you reach it.
AAvon
How did you get away, Anna, that last day, the day I got myself shot? How did you get away?
AAnna
I waited for you, and when you didn't come back, I ran.
(V.O.) Bartolomew was running you.
AAvon
Where to? Where did you run to, Anna? Not to your brother. He thinks you're dead. Who hid you, Anna?
AAnna
My husband. I didn't love him, he knew that. There was only you. But he wanted me and I was afraid.
(V.O.) Bartolomew stayed close and let you run...close and let you run...close and let you run.
Avon (very quietly, almost horrified, as he realises the truth): He...wasn't Bartolomew, was he?
Servalan (almost sympathetic): No, he wasn't. Not even Chesku knew who Bartolomew was. But you do, don't you, Avon?
Cally (offscreen, shocked): Avon!
Avon (Wheels and fires. Anna falls and he catches her, sinking to his knees, cradling her) At least that was honest.
AAnna
I knew when you found out, you would kill me.
AAvon
Unless you killed me first.
AAnna
Huh. We were well matched, Avon.
AAvon
You weren't even real. Bartolomew, Central Security's best agent, one of your colleagues told me that.
AAnna
Anna Grant. I was only ever Anna Grant with you.
AAvon
Of all the things I have known myself to be, I never recognised the fool.
Yes, Auron. It's pointless to think about it. I'll never see it again.
AAvon
That's why you've been shut in here for ten hours, thinking about Auron and how you'll never see it again?
AAvon
I wish I could promise you that the sparkling company on the flight deck would take you out of yourself.
AAvon
No you're not. But you will be. Regret is part of being alive. But keep it a small part.
AAvon
(Smiles) Demonstrably.