Bayban the Butcher quotes from Blake's 7

Bayban the Butcher

My mother [Sees the look on Vila's face] Oh yes, I had a mother; truly evil person. My mother used to say "Babe" -- she called me Babe -- "babe", she said, "Live every hour as though it were your last." I'll be back in an hour.

Bayban the Butcher

I may have to get rid of Kerril. Be a pity; she's the best gun hand I ever had, but, ah, she's got no team spirit, you know. And you can't run an outfit like mine without team spirit.

Vila

What outfit is it exactly, if you don't mind me asking?

Bayban the Butcher

Oh, I do mind you asking. I mind very much!

Bayban the Butcher

You don't know who I am.

Vila

Absolutely not, no idea. You needn't worry about it, I won't ask any questions.

Bayban the Butcher

A small-time thief, and failed revolutionary, and you don't know who I am?

Vila

Ah. Well, if you put it like that, of course I know who you are. You're -- you're, ah --

Bayban the Butcher

Bayban.

Vila

Bayban, yes.

Bayban the Butcher

Bayban the Beserker. Bayban the Butcher.

Vila

Bayban the Butcher . . . you're Bayban the Butcher! Oh, no.

Bayban the Butcher

That's better.

Vila

You're top of the Federation's Most Wanted list -- after Blake.

Bayban the Butcher

What do you mean, "after Blake"? I was working my way up that list before he crept out of his creche. WORKING my way up. I didn't take any political shortcuts.

Vila

I know, I know. You have a reputation for straightforward mayhem that's second to none. I've been an admirer of yours for, um, well, for as long as I can remember. Well maybe not that long, I mean, uh, you're not that old, are you? But, uh, then again, you did start very young, didn't you? I think I feel sick.

[Pointing his gun at Bayban] Bloodthirsty little maniac aren't you? Where's Vila?

Bayban

I don't know what you're talking about.

Hello, Bayban. I heard a rumour you were dead. Funny that, seems to be true.

Bayban

Do I know you?

That's the trouble with celebrities. They never remember the little people.

Where is Vila?!

Bayban

Who?

How would you like me to let some fresh air into that rancid little brain of yours?

Bayban

Go ahead, you'll be famous, "The man who killed Bayban."

Cally

[Pointing her gun at Bayban] I'd quite like to be famous too. How about "The woman that killed Bayban"?

Dayna

[Pointing her gun at Bayban] Or better still, "The girl who killed Bayban"?