[After getting dressed, Blackadder has Baldrick open the door, revealing the Beadle and the three fat orphans who swindled him out of his nuts. The Beadle has icicles hanging from his hat, and the orphans icicles hanging from their nostrils]
Compliments of the season, sir. We have come to sing merrily and to make you a gift of a small pudding. Three, four!
[singing]
"God bless Mr. B. at Christmastime,
And Baby Jesus too.
If we were little pigs, we'd sing 'Piggy wiggy, piggy wiggy woo!
Piggy wiggy, wiggy wiggy, wiggy wiggy, wiggy wiggy, piggy wiggy, wiggy wiggy woo!
Oh, piggy wiggy wiggy woo, piggy wiggy woo!
Oh, piggy wiggy, piggy wiggy, wiggy wiggy woo!'"
[smiles, claps his hand four times] Utter crap.
Thank you very much, sir.
Do we get a Christmas treat now?
Yes, indeed, you do.
What is it?
It's...a door in the face. Here you are. [slams the door shut]
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