[Blackadder tricks Prince George into giving away his Christmas presents with the help of an old woman whom he thinks is Baldrick in disguise, as per the plan]
Excellent, excellent, Baldrick, a triumph! [sees the vestibule is empty] Baldrick? Baldrick?
[walks in, dressed unconvincingly as a woman and nothing like the old woman Blackadder let in] Sorry, Mr. B. I was just showing a sweet old granny to the door. Are we ready?
What?
Well, I answered the door and it was this sweet old granny collecting for charity, so I let her in.
Ah...
Something wrong, Mr. B.?
No, I should've known not to trust a man with the mental agility of a rabbit dropping.
Sorry, Mr. B.
Oh, it's perfectly alright, it's not your fault. [floors Baldrick with a punch] Still, I fear for a frail, elderly woman, laden down with valuables, traveling through the inadequately lit streets of London.
Yeah, she's not safe!
Well, not from me, certainly! [punches Baldrick again and storms out]
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