“I spy with my bored little eye something...” – Blackadder

I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with 'T'.

Baldrick

Breakfast!

What?

Baldrick

My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, and then an egg with some little soldiers.

Baldrick, when I said it begins with 'T', I was talking about a letter.

Baldrick

No, it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come 'til ten thirty.