Blackadder and Baldrick in “Unfinished Business”

[on the telephone] Hello? Yes, I'd like to leave a message for the head of the Flying Corps, please. That's Air Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Massingbird, VC, DFC and BAR. Message reads "Where are you, you bastard?".

Baldrick

Here I am, sir.

For god's sake, Baldrick, take cover!

Baldrick

Why, sir?

Because there's an air raid going on! And I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo to tell her that her only human child is dead.