Melchett and Darling in “Unfinished Business”

God, it's a spankingly beautiful world, and tonight's my night! I know exactly what I'll say to her. "Darling..."

Yes, sir?

What?

Um...I don't know, sir.

Well, don't butt in! [exhales] "I want to make you happy, darling."

Well, that's very kind of you, sir.

Will you kindly stop interrupting?! If you don't listen, how can you tell me what you think?! "I want to make you happy, darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper, and then sneeze all over you!"

[appalled]Really, sir! I must protest!

What is the matter with you, Darling?!

Well, it's just all so sudden, sir. I mean the nest bit's fine, but the pepper business is definitely out!

How dare you tell me how I may or may not treat my beloved Georgina!

[confused] Georgina?

Yes! I'm working on what I want to say to her this evening!

[realizes] Oh yes. Of course. Thank god.

Alright?

Yes, sir. I'm listening, sir.

Honestly, Darling, you really are the most graceless dimwitted bumpkin I ever met.

I don't think you should say that to her, sir.