Tell me, do you ever stop bullying and shouting at the lower orders?
Never! There's only one way to win a campaign - shout, shout and shout again!
You don't think, then, that inspired leadership and tactical ability have anything to do with it?
[brief pause] No! It's all down to shouting! BAH!
I hear that conditions in your army are appalling.
Well, I'm sorry, but those are my conditions, and you'll just have to accept them. That is, until this evening, when I shall kill you.
Who knows, maybe I shall kill you.
Nonsense! I've never been so much as scratched! My skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which is more than you can say for my bottom.
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