“Have I the honour of addressing the Prince...” – Duke of Wellington

Duke of Wellington

Have I the honour of addressing the Prince Regent, sir?

You do.

Duke of Wellington

Congratulations, Your Highness. Your bearing is far more noble than I had been informed. [to Prince George] Take my hat at once, sir, unless you wish to feel my boot in your throat, and be quicker about it than you were with the door!

Yes, my lord.

Duke of Wellington

[smacks him on the back of the head] I'm a duke, not a lord! Where were you trained, a dago dancing class? Shall I have my people thrash him for you, Highness?

Uh, no. He's very new. At the moment, I'm sparing the rod.

Duke of Wellington

Fatal error. Give 'em an inch, before you know it, they have a foot. Much more than that, you don't have a leg to stand on. [see George is still there, smacks him on the head again] Get out!