[Blackadder packs up the wedding presents and prepares to run away with Amy]
Sir, what about the danger? Look, the reward's going up day by day.
I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear. Things couldn't be better, Baldrick. She'll get me abroad and make me rich, then I'll probably drop her and get two hundred concubines to share my bed.
Wouldn't they be rather prickly?
Concubines, Baldrick, not porcupines.
[annoyed] I still can't believe you're leaving me behind!
Oh, don't worry, when we've established our plantation in Barbados, I'll send for you. No more sad little London for you, Balders. From now on, you will stand out in life as an individual.
Will I?
Of course you will; all the other slaves will be black. [heads for the door]
[runs into Blackadder] Mr. Blackadder! What's this I hear about you buying a bathing costume and forty gallons of coconut oil? Are you going abroad, sir?
Yep, I'm off.
Oh, sir! What a tragic end to all my dreams! And I'd always hoped that you'd settle down and marry me, and that together we might await the slither of tiny adders!
Mrs. M, if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
[Mrs. Miggins wails in despair]
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