Baldrick and Blackadder in “Unfinished Business”

Baldrick

Don't you worry, Mr. B. I have a cunning plan to solve your problem.

Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

Baldrick

But this is a really good one. You become a dashing highwayman, then you can pay all your bills, and on top of that, everyone'll want to sleep with you.

Baldrick, I could become a prostitute and pay my bills and everyone would want to sleep with me, but I do consider certain professions beneath me. Besides which, I fail to see why a common thief should be idolized just because he's got a horse between his legs.