Shall I get their supper, sir?
Yes. Preferably something that has first passed through the digestive system of the cat. And you'll have to take it up yourself.
Why?
Because I'm leaving, Baldrick. I'm about to enter the job market. [picks up the newspaper] Right, let's see...Situations Vacant. Mr. and Mrs. Pitt are looking for a baby minder to take Pitt the Younger to parliament. Some fellow called George Stephenson has invented a moving kettle and wants someone to help with the marketing. Oh, there's a foreign opportunity. "Treacherous, malicious, unprincipled cad, preferably non-smoker, wanted to be King of Sardinia. No time-wasters, please. Apply Napoleon Bonaparte, PO Box 1, Paris." Right, we're on our way!
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