Right, stick the kettle on, Baldrick.
Aren't we going to France?
Of course we're not going to France. It's incredibly dangerous!
Then how are you gonna win your bet?
As always, Baldrick, by the use of the large thing between my ears.
Oh, your nose.
No, Baldrick. My brain. All we have to do is lie low here for a week, go to Mrs. Miggins', pick up any old French aristocrat, drag him through a puddle, take him to the ball and claim our thousand guineas.
What if the prince finds us here?
He couldn't find his own fly buttons, let alone the kitchen door.
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