Get the door, Baldrick. [there is a crash. Baldrick enters, carrying a door] Baldrick, I advise you to make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good.
You said "Get the door."
Not good enough. You're fired.
But my lord, I've been in your family since 1532!
So has syphilis. Now get out.
Alright, sir. Oh, by the way, there was a messenger at the door. Says the Queen wants to see you right away. Lord Melchett is very sick.
[intrigued] Really?
Yeah, he's at death's door.
[brightens] Well, my reinstated faithful old family retainer, let's go and open it for him!
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