Right, Balders, I've lost the money. I'm going to have to run away.
Why, my lord?
Well, to avoid these monks!
No point. The Black Bank's got branches everywhere.
Oh no! [slumps to the floor] If I die, Baldrick, do you think people would remember me?
Yeah, 'course they would.
Yes, I suppose so.
Yeah, people would always be slapping each other on the shoulder and laughing and saying "Do you remember Old Privy-Breath?".
Do people call me "Privy-Breath"?
Yeah. The ones who like you.
Am I then not popular?
Um...well, put it this way - when people step in what dogs leave in the street, they do tend to say "Whoops, I've trod on a Blackadder".
[having a plan] The bloody cheek! I'll show them!
Have you got a plan, my lord?
Yes I have, and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it! All I need is some feathers, a dress, some oil, an easel, some sleeping draught, lots of paper, a prostitute and the best portrait-painter in England!
I'll get them right away, my lord!
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